Wednesday, March 2, 2016
Greetings sad humans. I am the perfect and elegant Baroness Abigail von Kitty. Look upon my effortless resting bitch face and envy me.
I am looking for some worthy souls to volunteer as day slaves. The help I have are slackers and aren't available during the day. Your duties will include worshipful petting, feeding me chicken, litter box duty, feeding me chicken, cuddling, feeding me chicken, listening to be bitch at you, and feeding me chicken. If you think your tiny brain can handle these duties please apply. Oh and bring chicken as an offering. Offerings will get you far.
The Supreme and Fabulous Abigail
If you're interested in other blogs, which i doubt since they don't involve me, you can check out the ones below. I'm warning you though, they don't involve me so unimportant.