Okay so this Random Wednesday blog is just what it says above. You couldn't pay me to . . . probably do a lot of things. I'm not the most adventurous person, though I will tell you I have danced on a bar in New Orleans so my friends got free drinks. ;-) I've also gone into a cave multiple times of my own free will. I live in Kentucky and we have the largest cave-system in the world here, Mammoth Cave. It is pretty spectacular.
Anyway, what you couldn't pay me to do in a million years is jump out of or off of anything. You will never hear me speak about skydiving or bungee jumping or hang-gliding. I am deathly afraid of heights and it takes a lot just to get me into an airplane.So the above picture, yeah never ever ever going to happen. If it did happen, somehow, like if someone tricked me and somehow made me think we were going to a huge bookstore and they were giving away books. Then they told me we had to strap into this contraption because that's how you got to the bookstore and I stupidly did (which I wouldn't, but let's pretend) and then the doors opened and I was presented with the above view. My face would look like this:
Then I would scream and leap back onto someone's back and wrap my arms around their head. Yep, and this is why you couldn't pay me, now matter how much money, to jump off of or out of anything. Besides, if the plane is working, why would you jump out of it????? It's working!! And since it's working you don't jump out because it would be PURE MADNESS!!!!!!!!
Wow, now that I have that off my chest check out the other Random Wednesday ladies and see what you couldn't pay them to do.
Until next time!! --GC
I'm now picturing you with that exact expression, and it delights me to no end. :DReplyDelete
Thanks!!! If I'm ever presented with a view like the bungee you will see it for realz. :-)ReplyDelete
I love this post. :) And I agree 100% Because I don't have enough to worry about, now I have to think about whether this freaking rubber bandy rope that is the only thing saving me from certain death will hold or not. Um, think not.ReplyDelete
I don't know what kind of bookstores you have where you live, but I'll stick to Amazon.ReplyDelete
All I can say it...where the hell do you shop, girl?ReplyDelete
I agree. Bungee jumping is perhaps the silliest thing out there. Followed closely by sky-diving. The plane is working people. No need to panic and jump out. But hang-gliding...that I'd love to try. Cause you're not falling, you're flying...it'd be like parasailing. The chute's already open. I'd give it a go.
Love the cat picture.